Boy: Alam mo? Para kang ligaw na bala.
Girl: at bakit?
Boy: Kasi sa iba ka nakalaan pero ako ang tinamaan.
Girl: at bakit?
Boy: Kasi sa iba ka nakalaan pero ako ang tinamaan.
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